Speaking of enemies… I have a few more characters to add to my saga.

First there is FruityHickMan. We work together. He is a hick straight from Kentucky… He’s also a gay as they come. Being a gay hick is peculiar huh? That’s what I thought.

Then there is MasculineJessicaRabbit that I also work with. She’s an artificial redhead who is about as classy and feminine as a walrus. She’s about that big too.

Anyway, working with FruityHickMan and MasculineJessicaRabbit has been a barrel of monkeys. The odd couple has teamed up against me. My normalcy probably pisses them off and it’s obvious I intimidate them a tad.

So now the pissing contest has begin. I am sure you’ll be hearing more about these two often if I can force my ass to commit to writing about them.

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One of the things that sucks about blogging is blog stalkers… If you aren’t doing an anonymous blog like this one then you know exactly what I mean.

You know those acquaintances who know you but aren’t buddy-buddy with you… Instead they seek out your online presence to keep tabs on you. Perhaps reading your blog or friending you on facebook so they can gather the latest gossip or whatever.

Specifically I am talking about TinyVindictiveGirly. She’s a little bitch for a number of reasons. Today I am pissed off because she hasn’t got an original thought in her empty little head!

After my child was born I thought webcasts would be a fun thing to add to my personal blog. I got the ball rolling on that so that I could do live broadcasts for family and friends.

Sure everyone can make a youtube vido and put it on their blog right? Live broadcasts are more real and intimate… Nobody’s blog I read had done it either. Fun!

Well now TinyVindictiveGirly is doing it too, she’s even doing it through the same company I am. Ugh! Makes me want to slap her ugly face.

They say copying is the best flattery so why am I so damn pissed? Gah!

Get your own life and your own thought/ ideas!

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Here is the dirt on some screaming deals you can get at your local walgreens this week. Just got back from my shopping trip and am please with the savings!

Kleenex
With walgreens in store ad coupon for $1.09 each. Buy 3 boxes.
Use $.50 off 3 coupon from the newspaper. Get 3 for $2.77 total
= $.92 each for 3 boxes of tissue

Glade Spray Air Freshener
With walgreens in store ad coupon for $.99 each. Buy 2 cans.
Use $.75 off 2 coupon from newspaper. Get 2 for $1.23 total
= $.61 each for 2 cans of freshener

General Mills Cereals including Fiber One
On sale 2 for $5.00 per the in store ad. Buy 2 GM cereals and 1 Fiber one cereal.
Use $1.00 off and 2 GM cereals coupon from the newspaper and $.75 off 1 Fiber One Cereal. You’ll get 3 GM cereals for $5.75
= $1.92 each for 3 cereals

Progresso Soups (18.5 or 19 oz)
With walgreens in store ad coupon for 4 for $5.00. Buy 3 cans.
Use printable coupon from here to get $1.10 off 3 cans.
= $.88 each for 3 cans of soup

Betty Crocker Cake Mix
With walgreens in store ad coupon for $.99. Buy 2 boxes.
Use printable coupons from here to get $.50 off 2 boxes of cake mix.
= $.74 each for 2 boxes of mix

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My idea has always been to allow my readers an anonymous venue for ranting. I know I love being able to post my own rants here without fear of repercussions from butt-hurt people. Plus rants are funny to read and there certainly are people in the blogosphere who feed off drama right?

I thought why not kill two birds with one stone? This is how my anonymous guest post ranting idea was born.

Today while I was making the blog rounds I visited sarcastic mom who also just pondered the setting up of a blog to allow readers to anonymously post on. This reminded me of what a truly great idea it is to be able to write what you want without having to censor yourself.

I have offered this right her on my blog for about a month now so why haven’t you registered and posted yet? Hm…

Maybe I need to get the word out a bit huh? So, I’ll an 80×80 add in my sidebar (see where it says “Dirty Partners”) for one month for the FIRST two bloggers who blog about this idea of mine, link here and encourage others to drop by and sign up. That should help get the word out!

Anyone is free to register on this blog. Once you register shoot me an email stating you would like to be a contributor I’ll get you hooked up so you can and post your own rants! What could be easier than that?

I really encourage you to do this, it feels great and provides great entertainment! Now you can air your own dirty laundry like contributors HospitalityHellSurvivor & DirtyLaundryDick and we can all enjoy the drama and humor. What could be better?

I am a firm believer in th idea of ranting, if you don’t you may explode so register today and also subscribe to my feed so you don’t miss a single drama filled post!

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So there is this girl who knows NewscasterHottie, she has known him since like grade school. She found me on myspace or facebook, can’t remember which one, and she requested to add me as a friend.

I mentioned the strange friend request to NewscasterHottie and he informed me of the fact that he knew her and that she wasn’t a complete random person. So I accepted her friend request…

Well, like me she is pregnant right now. Common thread right? Perhaps that is why she requested to be my friend. She knows my guy and has something in common with me, okay. Reasonable enough.

Actually I have no idea if she was pregnant when she added me as a friend or not… Didn’t really care all that much. She is his friend right not mine…

Anyway, as the months pass pregnancy continues. I post belly pics and so does she (like right after I do), more stuff in common right? Maybe she needs some girls to relate to or something, whatev.

Our 20 week ultrasound comes, we learn baby’s sex and share it with those friends of ours on our social networking sites. This girl remarks at how our babies are due on the same date, small world- that is cool, but a bit odd too. Seems we have an awful lot in common.

Then I have a baby shower, she had her baby shower the exact same weekend!

NewscasterHottie and I were talking and he says that back in the day she was like obsessively courting him and was very stalkerish. To the point that he was dodging her and going out of his way to avoid her. He said she is a bit out there and if she shows up on the door step, do not open the door! She might be a crazy pregnancy stalker.

I then told him about how her baby is due on the exact same date and how she just had her shower the same weekend as us… He thinks she is a nut and that she is totally pregnancy stalking me and that she probably isn’t even really pregnant.

This reminds me of a crazy lifetime movie where this psycho stalker lady wants this girls husband so she pretends to be pregnant, kills wifey and takes baby as her own to make them all a happy little family.

Great, now I need to keep the doors locked. Don’t think she knows where we live, thank god!

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