I live in a house that has the smallest most ridiculous doorways in the world! Our 2 cushion couch would not fit in the door way when we moved in, it is apparently too big. Funny thing is that we have lived in about 20 different rental homes since getting this couch and it has fit through all the other doorways.

So now I have a damn futon in my living room that takes the place of our comfy couch. The couch is in the garage covered in plastic and the fucking futon is trashing up the living room and it’s absolutely uncomfortable. The metal bars jam right up my ass and the mattress is so hard that it makes my back hurt.

So I have resorted to watching TV and blogging in my bed. I know it is like I am a bum huh? Too freaking bad though. The bed is the most comfortable place in my house right now and I need to be comfortable.

Don’t think I have it made though, the bed is over 10 years old and has large indentations where NeswcasterHottie and I sleep. It needs to be replaced badly. I am actually thinking of setting fire to it so we can get a new one already.

That is about the only way I’ll be able to justify spending so much to replace a mattress we already have. Man being uncomfortable makes me pissy!

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