Self absorbed parents of college students can suck my ass!

Posted on August 21st, 2008 by User ImageDirty Laundry Diva (Who am I?)

Some of you know that NewscasterHottie and I are in the middle of a whole new set of life circumstances right now, that is why my posting has been lax. If you subscribe in a reader you’ll be notified of new posts as they are published instead of having to swing by my domain everyday looking for updates.

Anyway, today’s rant is brought to you by the oblivious self absorbed parents of college students! I am working on campus right now. Today I opted to spend my lunch at the campus coffee bean because they offer free wifi and have yummy tuna melts. NewscasterHottie was going to try meeting me for lunch also.

I got to campus coffee bean, get my wifi on and I enjoy a delicious caramel latte when I am finished I head out to my car. It is older, has a manual transmission and no power steering. I start it up, shift to 1st gear and get in the long ass line to exit the parking lot.

We sit there (myself and like 10 other cars in front of me) waiting for this asshat (look! I stole that word!) to make a left hand turn across 2 lanes of jam packed traffic. We all waited for about 8 minutes for this one person to make that left hand turn, then I remembered their is another exit from the parking lot I could try.

So I get myself out of the line of fucktards and head to the next exit and wadda ya know another asshat is doing the same thing. This time asshat #2 is trying to make a left across 4 lanes of even busier traffic. I sat there waiting as my anger level began to grow more and more…

My leg is cramping from pressing the break and clutch down and I have no AC so I am sweatting my ass off. I waited through 5 lights  of traffic (there was a stop light nearby and yes I counted) before I could make my fucking right hand turn.  Then I had to do it going up hill while stopping and going without rolling backwards into the jerk-offriding my ass with no power stearing.

Damn bitches! Drop your college bratts off and get the fuck out of our town you clog the streets (and parking lots) with your stupidity.

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10 Responses to “Self absorbed parents of college students can suck my ass!”

  1. no imagemaiden53 (Who am I?), on August 21st, 2008 at 7:09 pm Said:

    it makes my blood boil, too, when people/drivers are too scared to drive their car!! I like asshat, but my personal favorite is asswipe :-)

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  2. no imageRee (Who am I?), on August 21st, 2008 at 8:12 pm Said:

    We always scream out at people - “No Left Turns at corners…” it never works. ;-)

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  3. no imagechat blanc (Who am I?), on August 21st, 2008 at 11:32 pm Said:

    what kinda dickwad waits that long to make a left turn with a gazillion cars behind them?? give ‘em hell girl!

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  4. no imageGrandy (Who am I?), on August 22nd, 2008 at 2:18 am Said:

    So much for your mellow coffee bean vibe. Don’t worry about your posting habits. i can’t make it every day anyway. I stalk you when I can. :)

    Hang in there!!

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  5. no imageMonique (Who am I?), on August 22nd, 2008 at 11:33 am Said:

    I am a waiter.. I like to be safe. However, I won’t keep you waiting for no damn 10 minutes. lol. And usually, I only will wait if I am alone, otherwise I feel the pressure to just pull out and deal with it.

    Girl, after 3 minutes though, I would have been laying on the horn and going apeshit for them to get out of my way!

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  6. no imageJoeInVegas (Who am I?), on August 22nd, 2008 at 12:10 pm Said:

    Hmmm, sounds like you should have had a triple shot in your latte. And kept a dozen eggs in the car to throw at those idiots.

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  7. no imageHyphen Mama (Who am I?), on August 22nd, 2008 at 2:16 pm Said:

    Reason #1 why I will NOT make a left hand turn across traffic without a green arrow when there is high traffic. How f@cking hard is it to turn right at that intersection and then go around the block to get going in the correct direction? It may cause you a 38 second delay… versus 8 MINUTES of people behind you getting all clogged up.

    People make me INSANE.

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  8. no imageDingo (Who am I?), on August 23rd, 2008 at 1:00 am Said:

    The overly cautious are just as dangerous and the reckless and both categories should be dipped in tar and feathered — an then attached as a hood ornament to my car. I don’t have a car anymore but I’d buy one if the tarring and feathering was an option.

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  9. no imageDingo (Who am I?), on August 23rd, 2008 at 1:00 am Said:

    “as the reckless” — late. tired. sorry.

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  10. no imageBarry (Who am I?), on August 24th, 2008 at 9:03 am Said:

    Funny how people don’t realize they can save time.gas/money by turning right at busy intersections and making a block!

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