Snales are asexual and butt juice sucks!

I often have interesting crappy days thanks to the pets. You know how dogs sometimes do this?

Well our dog was doing this same thing! She is trying to share her a$$ juice with the carpet! Oh and my female (spayed) cat walked across my lap, when I shooed her away she squirted a clearish brown substance onto my leg that just smelled fowl.. I almost threw up, then I cleaned my self off but the stench would not go away! Can female spayed cats have anal gland issues or does she just have a leaky a$$?

Also, we have a 15 gallon fish tank that NewscasterHottie bought some live plants for. Now we have not added any new fish or anything else to the tank besides the plants but I now have an army of freaking snails in the tank. If I drain the water and sanitize everything it will traumatize my fish and possibly kill them, so for now I am plucking the dirty asexual buggers out when I see them and we got a loache that will supposedly eat snails, hopefully it will suck the life out of the nasty reproducing snails!

Aren’t animals great? They can add such excitement to life vomiting around the house, knocking plants over, spreading a$$ juice everywhere and reproducing like mad.

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5 Responses to “Snales are asexual and butt juice sucks!”

  1. Snails. Ewwwwwww.

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  2. So..yesterday our dog was at my parents..and he PEED on a person..

    Things that come out of animals are kinda gross.

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  3. Poopy the Puppy is always as nice and sweet as can be. Except when he decides to lick his ass and then come kiss you.

    Rees last blog post..Dream Day

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  4. I am giggling at Ree’s comment lol

    My dog licks the cat’s butt then wants to kiss me.. eeewww

    cheers Kim xxx

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  5. I never thought I would enjoy a post about ass juice so much!

    Emilys last blog post..Fun With Belated Pictures!

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