Fucking police, do your job!

I am taking a break from ironing NewscasterHotties dress shirts to share a little story with you. Today I went to the local police station to collect a memory card that was used in a case a few weeks ago. You see there was some domestic violence in the DirtyLaundryDiva household. I was fuming mad [...]

Self absorbed parents of college students can suck my ass!

Some of you know that NewscasterHottie and I are in the middle of a whole new set of life circumstances right now, that is why my posting has been lax. If you subscribe in a reader you’ll be notified of new posts as they are published instead of having to swing by my domain everyday [...]

Where do all these ridiculous people come from?

I am plum full of encounters with jack-asses these days. This last weekend just about topped me off I think… I am not sure what is in the water but there are just far too many people who don’t give a shit about anything or anyone but themselves right now. Everyone thinks the universe revolves [...]

BridezillaBlondie makes all women look bad.

Dear BridezillaBlondie,
When are you going to give your manipulation attempts a rest? I realize your mother raised you to think that you can get your way if you play the game right but your usual song and dance is old. Your attempts to play the men against each other is quite obvious and quite frankly [...]

I am mysterious… Oooo

Seriously though, nobody guessed my lies correctly, 4 people tried and they were close… Sadly nobody won the 100 EC credits but I get to share 7 all new facts about me.
First I want to clear up the truths & lies, here are those lies:

I have body piercings. No body piercings here folks, I wanted [...]