Waiting for the shittastic day to end, ranting to pass the time…

I am sitting at the local bookstore/ coffee shop with my trusty laptop, my guy and our house company. We are waiting for more family to join us for the “spend the day being negative and take the house guest home” encounter.

When I rant about the whiny house guest I should really be thinking about how much worse it is to deal with CrazyRantingLady! CrazyRantingLady is the most dramatic, negative and draining of them all. I have been itching to give her a piece of my mind for about 4 years but that wouldn’t make me any better than her, it would feel so good though.

I have determined that CrazyRantingLady and others like her simply complain and criticize others to make themselves feel better. They deflect all their own issues onto others to make it seem like they are not the only ones who are messed up.

I find that each and every time I am with her I can make her look bad by acting the complete opposite of her, it is beginning to fulfill me I think.

Allow me to pause for a rant, CrazyRantingLady looks bad because…

She doesn’t clean her house or live in an organized state, when she visits my home is immaculate and cute as can be, she is envious and jealous- Ha, ha.

She doesn’t shower or bother to dress nice for gatherings, I am always put together and looking nice when I see her.

She openly criticizes her family in front of the entire world, I never say a rude thing to anyone (I just privately blog it instead).

She has no class and often makes a scene (in a negative way) when we are out in public, I am the civil one who never draws negative attention.

She clings to NewscasterHottie’s career and his “celebrity”, it is the only thing she has done that she feels good about so of course she dwells on it. When we are out she tells everyone who he is, she shares way too much personal info and she expects special treatment because he is on TV. This annoys the crap out of me!

On a particular outing she made quite the ass out of herself after a poor experience. The service was not good and we did have many problems with the dinner but that is no reason to personally insult the server and make a scene as a result of it all.

She banged her knife on her plate, flung food around, yelled, spit out chewed food, cried, said nasty things to every staff member who approached our table, went on and on about how the experience was ruined by the poor service, loudly complained and just acted like a bratty 5 year old the entire time.

She should know that her actions adversely affect NewscasterHottie’s reputation. After all she does go on and on about how famous and important he is for being on TV. You would think she would understand that he does get judged and his reputation is at stake when people who are “with him” act poorly.

I believe this was one of her reasons why I was no good for him, I wasn’t his perfect “trophy wife”… I digress- Anyway…

She made a complete scene at dinner and guess who had to step in and resolve the matter… You guessed it, I did! The gal with “no class” stepped in and politely discussed the poor service with the manager without name calling, voice raising, profanities or any other inappropriate behavior. The manager took items off our bill to our satisfaction and we went on our marry way.

I am not sure what enables me to act so composed when she is near. It’s either the satisfaction of showing her up or it is just the dynamic of the personalities. You know one person acts so poorly that everyone else feels they must act better cause they are embarrased by the one acting badly… Whatever it is, it keeps me on good behavior when we are out with her and that is a good thing right?

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4 Responses to “Waiting for the shittastic day to end, ranting to pass the time…”

  1. Um, my one year old behaves better than that in public. next time you have to “go out” with her I’d tell her “In no uncertain terms you WILL behave yourself” and if she dosen’t get up and walk right out the door. Leaving her with the check of course.

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  2. Sometimes it’s all we can do to stop ourselves from killing that kind of a person. I can’t stand negative people - especially when I’m doing all I can to stay positive and make light of any situation. Good for you!! Thanks for dropping your card :D

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  3. OMG..MOVE and don’t leave a forwarding address.. :-)
    mps last blog post..Some happenings in the Land of Blog

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  4. Tell me somethin’ Diva, I feel like I’m coming in on
    Act 2 and I rudely entered during intermission. Is this b!tch his mother?

    Kill her with kindness and you can take pleasure in her misery. :)
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