You know you are an expert multitasker when…

Posted on June 13th, 2008 by User ImageDirty Laundry Diva (Who am I?)

While I was sitting on the toilet this morning I got the urge to scoop the cat box while I was doing my business and I thought to myself, this is just a touch odd (isn’t it?) and then my post was born…

You know you are an expert multitasker when…

  • You are using the toilet and you have the urge to clean the cat box while you do your business.
  • You hold family meetings around you while you are on the john doing your business. Oh, yes RanchMama would subject us to this a kids!
  • You manage to have sex and workout your calves/ butt muscles all at the same time. Woot!
  • After taking a relaxing, hot bath you grab your cats and bathe them in the same bath water, while you are still standing naked in the tub.
  • You can clean the toilet and bathe the cat all at once, Veronica just posted about this.
  • You are in the shower and you decide to brush your teeth while you are in there or perhaps you pee in there, NewscasterHottie admits to peeing down the drain to cut down on toilet flushes.
  • While in the shower you notice some grime on the tub so you grab the scrubber and begin cleaning the shower naked… Then you move on to the sink and toilet, still naked.

Now I am dieing to know what makes you an expert multitasker, do share! Remember no information is too much information!

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11 Responses to “You know you are an expert multitasker when…”

  1. no imageMemarie Lane (Who am I?), on June 13th, 2008 at 1:55 pm Said:

    My parents stopped by the other day and thought I must be in the middle of something major because I had everything in the kitchen going. But I was just doing several things at once. Mixing up some banana bread, boiling noodles for the kids’ lunch and eggs for snacking on, and water for iced tea. They were amazed.

    Memarie Lanes last blog post..Battle of the Bulge (PG-13)

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  2. no imagefaboomama (Who am I?), on June 13th, 2008 at 7:12 pm Said:

    Should I admit to nodding to all of the above? Except I don’t have a cat.

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  3. no imageGrandy (Who am I?), on June 13th, 2008 at 11:57 pm Said:

    Ummm…you’re an expert something alright. :)
    Grandys last blog post..A Telegram to our Company

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  4. no imageKelley (Who am I?), on June 14th, 2008 at 12:31 am Said:

    I don’t have a cat.

    But I do the rest. Oh and change the loo rolls AND wash the walls while doing my business.

    Kelleys last blog post..Damn life.

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  5. no imageVeronica (Who am I?), on June 14th, 2008 at 7:21 am Said:

    I pat the cats and teach the dog more commands while I am on the loo. Oh wait, didn’t I mention that my toilet is outside…

    Veronicas last blog post..Stripped Bare

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  6. no imageMrs. Who (Who am I?), on June 14th, 2008 at 8:57 am Said:

    Oh, I TOTALLY clean the shower while I am in there. One thing that helps is to spray that foamy tub cleaner stuff all over it a few minutes before you are ready to get in. Then just clean yourself and the shower at the same time!! I have way too many fun things I want to do to waste any time with cleaning!

    Mrs. Whos last blog post..For Fun Friday - June 13, 2008

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  7. no imagebanquet manager (Who am I?), on June 14th, 2008 at 10:10 am Said:

    Thanks for visiting my blog So You Want To Be a Banquet Manager and posting a comment. Your blog if great too.

    If you are interested in linking to each other please let me know. Good luck, thanks again.

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  8. no imagekaylee (Who am I?), on June 15th, 2008 at 12:35 am Said:

    Hey how are you? I love your blog! Can I visit more often! That was a good post!

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  9. no imageQueen of the Mayhem (Who am I?), on June 15th, 2008 at 10:05 am Said:

    I am so glad to know that I am not the only person who has no privacy…..it is like my family has a sixth sense……they are inexplicably drawn to the bathroom when there is business being taken care of!!!!

    I have been known to go over my “to-do” list all the while having sex…though I feel certain this is not a favorite of my husband’s!

    LOVE THE POST!

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  10. no imagemp (Who am I?), on June 17th, 2008 at 2:38 pm Said:

    My cats don’t get baths.

    I pee in the shower.. shhhh dont’ tell.

    mps last blog post..Lots Of Loving Blogging Bling

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  11. no imageriver (Who am I?), on June 24th, 2008 at 6:10 am Said:

    Multi-tasking? Let’s see–I’m reading blogs and commenting, the TV is going over in the corner, my i-tunes music library is playing so I have one earphone in to listen, I read a few pages of my book while blogs are loading, every TV ad break I go out and stir the soup, occasionally I answer the hubby, HOWZAT? oh and I’m eating a bag of chips (crisps).

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